Introducing The Devil

ooh wow you can tell some one has too much time on their hands, writing out all of that. i can't even be bothered reading that shite, what would be the point. blah blah blah. fact is i have a social life, you sit on your fat ginger arse playing computer games and eat all you want i really couldnt care less. so fuck off.

infact i actually just read that complete and utter shite. first off i really could not give a shit if you are smarter than me and use big words to lull yourself into a false sense of self-security, you can read the fucking dictionary all you want. i am actually in top sets dick head, i am going to go to college and uni. so yeah you can say im shit at parkour how ever much you like but i really could not give a shit, parkour actually is parkour don't try to fucking correct me on this, parkour and free running are different things. parkour is getting from A to B as efficiently as possible, free running is getting from A to where ever and how ever the hell you want, it is more to do with flips and freestyle moves.

To be honest i really could not care if some ass thinks he is great and completely up his own arse. not meant in a offensive way because of your sexuality. aswell why the hell do you go and read statements reports etc. on most comonly used insults. and further more why the hell do you tell me, i dont fucking care!

lastly, why have you joined the Team Veign parkour forum if you think we are shit? tbf i know liam will probably side with you on all this shite.

peace bitch.

I am so offended..

If you acually watched your videos, you would realise that most of it is just "showing off", and I can guarantee that you could've ran in a straight line almost and got to the end far quicker.

I'm not fat, ask Liam. So as the common trash like you say "GET YO' FACTS RIIIIIGHT!"

And yeah I have too much time on my hands, it's not my fault college is only 3 hours a day and I don't feel like spending my life in town doing fuck all.

Nice try at wanting to seem intelligent with the "lull"ing, and other crap you've written. I've never read a dictionary and I got two E's in my English mocks. What's your excuse?

And I don't read any "reports" to which you are referring. Anyone with half an ounce of brain would realise that every insult you've used contains no creativity at all.

And to be honest, I'd rather not lower myself to the standard of the majority of society, and waste my "social life" on drink, drugs and other shit that doesn't really matter. When you can initiate an interesting conversation about a worthwhile topic in reality, then you can say you've got a social life, and until then; go fuck yourself.

And no, even Liam plays more computer games than me, bitch. (No offence Liam. )

wow, you really must have no friends. because you are such a dull and boring bastard, i bet the people at your college actually hate you.

and i am pretty sure that 2 E's on your mocks has nothing to do with this conversation, IT WAS YOU MOCKS! get over it. i really don't care what some bich who i dont even know thinks im stupid blah blah blah oh youre crap. guess what, I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU THINK! you must be such a posh twat, oh i dont want to be as lowly as the majority of society. it's called having fun somthing you obviously know nothing about.

but anyways i cant be bothered talking to some guy on the internet im not that sad, plus what you write makes me want to fall asleep. bye bye dick face. or is that dick in your face? uh oh well cya

Well spyke youve said it all .. all this stuff this guy says could be complete bullshit as well. I bet he is fat, i bet he does read the dictionary, because we will never know as he is an anonomous internet unsocial nerd, he may turn out to be a pedo for all we know. Im sorry Liam but please dont invite your nerdy friends to watch the videos and join our forums. And devil bitch, you try doing parkour. You would probably have a heart attack, as it involves the use of more muscles than your fingers. Parkour isnt competitive, its about your own style of moving efficiently, so you cant really call us shit. Please try getting out more in the near future.

I see, so jumping over a bar, then going under it doesn't merely double the time it takes for you to get some place? And you're telling me it's quicker to jump over a grave, than to run at the side of it? You disrespectful chavvy bastards.

ohh i think we hit a sore spot charlie, this guy is a posh bastard! hahaaa

you still did not say anything about how you say were shit, yet you join our forum dedicated to us? hmm i dont know im not in the 'higher class' like you if thats what you wanna call yourself but seems pretty stupid to me tbh

Have you not noticed the fact that I've not complimented you in any way, and have posted only in ONE thread?

I joined because Liam asked me to, and you've not hit a sore spot. You'll find it pretty challenging to insult me, to be frank.

And I'm not in any "higher class", I'm in college.

if liam asked you to jump off a cliff would you do it?? nd you do think your better than us as we dont use 'correct grammer' and shit but yet again show me your videos of you doing parkour and knowing what its like before you try saying we are shit, your a nerd, you really need to get out and meet real people once in a while

I take back everything I said.

I don't really think you're shit at it, and it's nice to see that you're doing something you enjoy, unlike most of today's idiots who just go around doing fuck all being general nuisances. I think your videos are cool, and that you should continue.

I'm sorry; whether you accept this apology is entirely up to you.

I was just being a dick looking for an argument.